Sneezefic Archive

Author: tarotgal || E-Mail: tarotgal@livejournal.com
Homepage: Tarotgal's Realm, Tarot of Sneezing || Blog: TG @ LJ

All You Need is Love | Star Wars | Complete
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan demonstrate that "Absence is to love what wind is to fire - it extinguishes the small and inflames the great."
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | PG | Archived April 11th, 2007 | 21 K

Attempts at Comfort | Harry Potter | Complete
In this short PWP, Ron catches a cold and Harry tries to comfort him.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: A little buddy-buddy comforting (or attempts at such)
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Nov 18th, 2003 | 40 K

Bearing Gifts | Harry Potter | Complete
After a snowball fight, Harry catches a cold. He doesn't like admitting it, but he doesn't mind accepting a few kindnesses from his three friends who come bearing gifts.
Spoilers: None
Warnings: mild slash
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Jan 3rd, 2005 | 24 K

Bedside Manor | Harry Potter | Complete
Harry comes down with a cold, and Ron demonstrates some good bedside manor. Rather soft and fluffy, then I cram some deepness in at the end.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: To reiterate, it's Harry and Ron. Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Not Rated | Archived Aug 19th, 2001 | 24 K

Before He Soared | Dinotopia | Complete
Short ficlet that takes place within the miniseries, simply "off camera". David falls ill and is sent off to bed. This simply captures the few moments before he falls asleep for a week.
Spoilers: Only very brief summary of a few small events from part one.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Not Rated | Archived May 18th, 2002 | 8 K

Blacksmiths, Bravery and Benevolence | Pirates of the Carribean | Complete
A story basically in two parts. Part 1 deals with Will returning with the governor and Elizabeth, then becoming a blacksmith's apprentice. Part 2 follows him on one atypical day as a blacksmith's apprentice with a head cold. The two parts really do go together in spirit, I promise. But they are very different.
Spoilers: This is all pre-movie. So really, nothing the trailers don’t give away.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Oct 07th, 2003 | 63 K

Brands of Healing | Star Wars | Complete
A simple Sneezey!Obi PWP ficlette in which Obi catches a cold and Qui sets his mind to healing his Padawan any way he knows how.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | PG-13 | Archived Mar 16th, 2003 | 28 K

BVB's Request 2007 | Harry Potter | Complete
Snape is miserable after the events of HBP. Not to mention that he's got a cold.
Spoilers: Sort of spoilers for Deathly Hallows
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Mar 21st, 2009 | 10 KB

Calling | Velvet Goldmine | Complete
Curt's sick and brooding alone. Brian's, well, being Brian.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: In addition to the above, homosexuality/bisexuality, incest, lovely loose morals, sexy boys in leather and glitter and nothing at all. See the movie. Yeah. That just about covers it I think. *nods*
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Aug 17th, 2004 | 31 K

Caught | Star Wars | Complete
Healer Tala makes a house call one evening when a friend gets sick. Some angst, some fun character development. Tala is caught between being a healer and being a friend... Obi-Wan is caught in his own way as well.
Spoilers: None, but it might help to read "The Jabberwalk" (another of my stories) first. (Outside link.)
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Jan 16th, 2002 | 24 K

Cherishing | Lord of the Rings | Complete
Just following Gandalf's fall, the Fellowship set out for refuge in Lórien. Legolas, overcome with grief he must repress, falls ill and depressed and attempts to survive the only ways he knows how.
Spoilers: You should probably watch the first movie at least. Oh, seeing both theatrical and extended DVD versions would be best. If you read chapters 6, 7, and 8 in The Fellowship of the Ring, that would make this a slightly more enjoyable experience. If you've got all of the above under your belt, why the heck are you worried about spoilers and still reading this?
Warnings: Slash
Written by tarotgal | Rated NC-17 | Archived May 06th, 2003 | 128 K

Concupiscence | Fiction | Complete
Two men in a cold alley. oh, gosh, I suck at writing this summary. It's just sneeze fetish porn, okay? ;-)
Spoilers: None
Warnings: male/male, sex, language
Written by tarotgal | NC-17 | Archived Aug 10th, 2008 | 10 K

Crucial Moments | Star Wars | Complete
Another chapter in the life of Tala, the failed Jedi Healer. Just how long can I draw out his experiences? You'd be surprised! This one is set on ice planet Hoth at the Rebel Alliance Base and involves two members of the alliance there.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Some amount of tenderness and resulting smut, and TG overdosing on her own character(s). Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Not Rated | Archived Jul 31st, 2001 | 32 K

Dark Dormitories | Harry Potter | Complete
Set the night after Hogwarts Hallways takes place and in Sirius' point of view this time, he reflects upon Remus and a bit of the sweeter and also raunchier parts of their current relationship.
Spoilers: Read the third book and my fanfic 'Hogwarts Hallways.'
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated R | Archived Sep 02nd, 2002 | 20 K

Dark Eyes | Harry Potter | Complete
In the second book, it's clearly mentioned that there are many colds around wintertime. And there is also a passage wherein Snape sneezes at exactly the same time Ron stubs his toe as he and Harry sneak out of the castle to see Hagrid under the invisibility cloak. So this story picks up on those hints and follows a poor, sniffley, miserable Snape around a bit. And if you think Snape was bitter and vindictive before? Wait till you see him miserable and tired and, well, rather cute as well.
Spoilers: Read the second book... and read the fourth book for the undertones.
Warnings: Slash
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Jan 26th, 2003 | 32 K

Dreams | Harry Potter | Complete
I wonder if you care. I wonder if you still remember. Once upon a time in your wildest dreams
Spoilers: This is set at the end of Goblet of Fire
Warnings: slash, lots of angst, sex... sort of ;-)
Written by tarotgal | Rated NC-17 | Archived Aug 17th, 2004 | 34 K

Giving | Lord of the Rings | Complete
Sequel to Settling. Aragorn, still sick with a cold, continues to be cared for by Legolas and Gimli though such turns out to be much more difficult than any of them thought.
Spoilers: I don’t think this gives anything away, either.
Warnings: Slash (some fondling, but no "on camera" sex either)
Written by tarotgal | Rated R | Archived Oct 07th, 2003 | 121 K

Growing Up A Little | Harry Potter | Complete
I'm constantly mentioning how I don't feel Sirius ever really had a chance to grow up. So I thought I'd try my hand at a story that goes against that. Cold night, lots of tension, sneezes, a little brotherly hurt/comfort, and profuse use of nicknames.
Spoilers: HP3, beginning of HP5.
Warnings: Implied slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Oct 03rd, 2003 | 24 K

Healing | Harry Potter | Complete
Remus, who's become a male prostitute after Hogwarts to get by, has an encounter late one night with a dark, mysterious stranger.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Remus is a Rent-boy (implied-Remus/lots of men)
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Aug 17th, 2004 | 42 KB

Hogwarts Hallways | Harry Potter | Complete
What secrets the Hogwarts Hallways have to hide. It's a good thing the paintings can't talk. Oh... wait...
Spoilers: Read the third book.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated R | Archived Jan 30th, 2002 | 24 K

Identical | Harry Potter | Complete
George has a tickle in his nose and feels miserable. Fred sort of helps and sort of... gets curious.
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Slash, legal-age twincest
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13/R | Archived Sep 13th, 2008 | 16 K

The Intermediary | Star Wars | Complete
Tala makes his rounds during cold season and does a few good deeds for the day. Guess who's got the sniffles? Aww, poor little Jedi :-)
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived May 06th, 2003 | 24 K

Jedi Don't Worry | Star Wars | Complete
Jumping back and forth between two time periods. The first involves Qui-Gon and Tala, who were roommates as initiates at the academy. The second involves Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan heading home on a cruiser after a mission. The story is mostly dialogue, I'm afraid. But good dialogue, hmm? :-)
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Nov 30th, 2001 | 28 K

Journeying | Star Wars | Complete
Obi-Wan and Anakin head home after a mission to Hoth. Obi-Wan's got a bit of a cold, Anakin's sick of the cold temperatures, and they're both quite glad to be returning. Of course, it's never quite that easy and the journey they find isn't one that requires traveling.
Spoilers: Only if you haven't seen Episode 1.
Warnings: Obi/Qui and sort of Obi/quasi-Mary-Sue.
Written by tarotgal | PG | Archived Mar 16th, 2003 | 60 K

Last Messages | Titanic | Complete
After the rescue, operator Harold Bride joins his best friend in the wireless room to keep busy and keep his mind off his emotions about the event... but ends up relating his story in the end
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Real people. Depressing but possibly inspirational story ahead, beware the angst and tragedy, man the tissues
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Aug 17th, 2004 | 38 KB

A Lesson Learned | Star Wars | Complete
Short fic-let in which Obi-Wan's nose tickles and Qui-Gon attempts to teach an important lesson.
Spoilers:
Warnings: None, really... as long as you know the characters you'll be all right in reading.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived May 06th, 2003 | 12 K

The Light | Star Wars | Complete
Two years after Qui- Gon's death, Obi-Wan finds himself trying to handle Anakin, despite coming down sick. Luckily, he gets some help.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Implied slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Oct 03rd, 2003 | 48 KB

Love and Lightheartedness | Harry Potter | Complete
Despite a strong sense of humor and other things he could be doing on a day off from auror training, Sirius does an excellent job at being a caregiver when Remus comes down with a bad cold.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: This is the epitome of an overwhelmingly smarmy PWP. Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Nov 18th, 2003 | 32 K

Mission on Kamino | Star Wars | Complete
Obi-Wan, on mission on stormy Kamino, catches a bit of a cold. Really no plot otherwise, just a few interesting cold-related exploits on the distant planet.
Spoilers: Yeah, um, don't read unless you've seen episode 2 and the others.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Sep 02nd, 2001 | 60 K

Needs | Harry Potter | Complete
Set in the Hogwarts dungeon in "present day" for HP books, Severus calls upon Lucius Malfoy, and some basic needs are met.
Spoilers: Tiny bits from book 4.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated NC-17 | Archived Jul 17th, 2002 | 20 K

The Ondarian Virus | Star Wars | Complete
Obi-Wan contracts a virus *points to title* This was a part-a-day fic posted to the list in October, 2004
Spoilers: only very minor ones for fics I've written
Warnings: slash and lots of it
Written by tarotgal | Rated NC-17 | Archived Nov 21st, 2004 | 312 K

oneplusone_equals_876's Request 2007 | Star Wars | Complete
Obi-Wan is coming down with a cold offworld, but that's not the only thing he has to deal with.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Mar 21st, 2009 | 11 KB

Payment Due | Harry Potter | Complete
After a rough night of a full moon, the chilling night brings some weakness to Remus and a few sneezes to Sirius.
Spoilers: You should read book 3.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Jan 16th, 2002 | 16 K

A Pirate's Night | Pirates of the Carribean | Complete
Will Turner comes down with a cold after a bout with a thunderstorm or two and spends a night reflecting and sneezing, the poor lad.
Spoilers: Nothing the trailers don’t give away, but don’t read if you want to see the movie fresh, obviously.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Oct 07th, 2003 | 36 K

Promises | Harry Potter | Complete
There's just something terribly irresistible about a handsome, wet Quidditch player with a head cold. Percy would be inclined to agree.
Spoilers: Not really, unless you don’t know what the two of them are doing during book 4 and aren’t a good enough guesser to figure it out.
Warnings: Slash, graphic fondling-leading-to-sex, and Wood feeling nauseous (but I promise, no actual, er , that v-word) But if any of that squicks you, don’t read!
Written by tarotgal | Rated R | Archived Oct 07th, 2003 | 125 K

Reception | Harry Potter | Complete
The wedding reception doesn't sit particularly well with Remus but his friends look after him through it and problems.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: This is a more general hurt/comfort with some, er, that v-word. If it squicks you (as it does me) stop reading when you hit the shower scene and you'll miss all the v-ing but won't miss any of the sneezing
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Aug 17th, 2004 | 87 KB

Refuge from the Cold | Lord of the Rings | Complete
Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas take refuge in a mountain cave to wait out a blizzard and allow an ailing Legolas a little time to rest.
Spoilers: I don't think this gives anything away.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | G | Archived Mar 16th, 2003 | 44 K

Scottish Hospitality | Harry Potter | Complete
Oliver Wood's team plays Marcus Flint's team for the first time since the two left Hogwarts. They're professional and there's a bit of tension... but also possibility for friendship?
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Sep 13th, 2008 | 34 K

Searching in Vain | Star Wars | Complete
Obi-Wan explores the dating scene, trying to find someone who feels right. And trying to seek advice from his master about his subsequent disappointments.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Het, slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Nov 18th, 2003 | 68 K

Settling | Lord of the Rings | Complete
Aragorn comes down sick as he, Legolas, and Gimli are off on a journey.
Spoilers: I don’t think this gives anything away.
Warnings: Implied (slash) sexual relations, but nothing more than (smarmy) hugs and kisses are actually seen. Also very, very mild stomach flu-like scenes over halfway into it. Very mild, I promise.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Oct 07th, 2003 | 54 K

Sleeping Arrangements | Harry Potter | Complete
Remus has "moved into" Sirius' bed and must get used to it. But this night turns out to be a bumpy ride.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Oct 03rd, 2003 | 20 K

Snuggles and Some Seriousness | Harry Potter | Complete
Sirius is a bit under the weather and switches roles with Remus, who takes care of him this time. Sequel to 'Love and Lightheartedness.'
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Feb 03rd, 2004 | 56 K

Storytelling | Harry Potter | Complete
Harry's got a cold and Sirius and Remus amuse him with a before bedtime story from their days at Hogwarts.
Spoilers: If you haven't read the third book, you probably won't follow this very well.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived May 06th, 2003 | 56 K

Stranded | Pirates of the Caribbean | Complete
Jack and Will are stranded on a deserted island. Will's miserable, and only gets more so by Jack's blasé attitude.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: slash
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Aug 17th, 2004 | 7 KB

Three Sides to Every Lifetime: Mischief | Harry Potter | Complete
Part 1 in my 'Three sides to every lifetime' trilogy. A light story set in their seventh year, in which we find Remus and Sirius both sick in bed, poor things.
Spoilers: Read the third book at least.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated R | Archived Jan 26th, 2003 | 28 K

Three Sides to Every Lifetime: Recovery | Harry Potter | Complete
Part 3 in my 'Three sides to every lifetime' trilogy. Set in the summer after Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts (summer between books 4 and 5).
Spoilers: Read the third and fourth books.
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG-13 | Archived Jan 26th, 2003 | 32 K

Three Sides to Every Lifetime: Romance | Harry Potter | Complete
Part 2 in my 'Three sides to every lifetime' trilogy. Set about half a year after Harry's birth. Amidst the terror, fear, and suspicion, Remus and Sirius survive the only way they know how.
Spoilers: Read the third book!
Warnings: Slash.
Written by tarotgal | Rated R | Archived Jan 26th, 2003 | 36 K

Tina's Request 2007 | Harry Potter | Complete
Sirius comes down with a horrible cold but elects for the care of his friends over the care of Madam Pomfrey. His friends are caring but not convinced it's the right choice.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Nov 27th, 2009 | 14 KB

To Be A Master | Star Wars | Complete
The Aesculapius, the Jedi's medical ship that was Tala's idea returns to Coruscant for the first time since its departure. Since the lads last saw each other, Tala has served five years exploring the galaxy and saving lives, and Qui-Gon has passed his final tests to become a full Jedi. Here, the two meet up. Qui wrestles with the decision of taking on a padawan learner.
Spoilers: Hints at the eventual downfall of Xan but nothing else.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Nov 30th, 2001 | 24 K

Turnabout | Harry Potter | Complete
After a hard day at the office, Percy heads to Oliver's place to take care of a few needs. Of course, it turns out that Oliver needs a bit more than Percy does. Set a year after their graduation from Hogwarts.
Spoilers: Minor ones for book 4.
Warnings: Slash (though "off-camera" sex)
Written by tarotgal | Rated R | Archived May 20th, 2003 | 24 K

The Uncontrollable | Lord of the Rings | Complete
Gimli's awake during one dark and stormy night while visiting Legolas in the woods of Ithilien
Spoilers: none
Warnings: implied relationship
Written by tarotgal | Rated PG | Archived Nov 21st, 2004 | 15 K

Under the Weather | Star Wars | Complete
In the middle of a storm off-world, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan do what they must to survive.However, it takes more out of them emotionally than physically.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Aug 17th, 2004 | 17 KB

A Watched Pot | Star Wars | Complete
After years of being the carer, it's Qui-Gon's turn to be looked after by Obi-Wan. He struggles between maintaining his composure as a Jedi Master and using it as an opportunity to teach Obi-Wan to accept illness gracefully, rather than to fight it or hide it unnecessarily.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: None.
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Apr 12th, 2005 | 33 K

A Week's Worth of Visits | Harry Potter | Complete
During the week leading up to the full moon, Remus isn't feeling well and Snape isn't entirely thrilled, either. The fact that Snape is required to see him for daily potion deliveries only makes things worse.
Spoilers: HP3
Warnings: None
Written by tarotgal | Rated G | Archived Nov 21st, 2004 | 100 KB

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