Sniffles
a FAKE story
by Star Mystic
"*sniffles* Sempai I-HahChoo!"
"Dammit! Don't sneeze on me!"
"*sniff* I'b sor..*sniff* eh...EhShoo! uh. I'b sorry."
"What the hell do you want anyway?"
"Oh Dee-sebai, id's by aller...*sniff sniff* allerha..HahShoo! EhShoo! allerdies *sniff*."
Dee gazed at the sniffling man with slight sympathy. His blue orbs were red a watery , his nose a bright pink as he rubbed a tissue against it. He basically looked and sounded like crap and Dee would have made a mental note to stay away from him at all cost. However, this wasn't so.
"Dee,"he began after blowing his nose, " I was trying *sniff* to say that my allergies are acting up really bad today."
"And you forgot your meds right?"
"Oh no , I didn't forget. It's just that today it just doesn't seem to be....working....to..today.."his trailed off as another series of sneezes approached.
"Huh...HuhChoooo! EhShoo! Iissh! Hetchissh! IkShii ! EhShuh! *sniff* uhg."
"Bless You JJ." Dee said quietly.
"Thags" the lilac haired man sniffled , plucking out several tissues from his Puffs box.
"So uhm, your going home or something?" Dee asked offhandedly.
JJ nodded. "Yeah, thats why I came to you. I feel like....like...." his nose twitched.
"Sneezing?"
JJ nodded quickly before turning away from Dee , cupping a hand to his face.
"EhShoo! HehShoo!"
"Bless you."
"Thags" JJ muttered before blowing his nose. "Anyways *sniff* as I was saying , I feel like crap and I was wonder..ing *sniff* if...if ...aw damn. If-you-could-take-me-home HahEhshh! Ehshh!" he finshed quickly.
"Why not Drake?"
"*sniff* He's nod here."
"How bout Ted?"
"On..heh...break *sniff*"
"What about-"
"Whad aboud u? Your nod doig anythig. *sniff sniff* Please Dee? I promise I won't-AhChoo! sneeze on you?"
Dee sighed tiredly as he watched JJ put on his best puppy dog face. Which wasn't really hard considering how miserable he already looked/felt.
"But-"
"The chief already suggested I take leave." JJ reasoned.
"Dammit." Dee muttered under his breath. There was no way around it; he was trapped.
"Fine. I'll take you home."
"Yaay! Sempai's takin me home!" he beamed depsite his runny nose.
"Hey, hey don't get so damn excited." Dee warned, " Im only gonna drop your ass off home and come straight back to work!"
"O.k" JJ said innocnetly before glomping the older man. "Whatever you say. *sniff*"
"Im serious. And leggo before you get snot on me."
JJ quickly let go since he knew he was gonna spend some lovely time w/Dee in the car. Even if it was for only 10 mins.
"Come on and bring your tissues with you; I don't want you sneezing all over everything."
"Of course my love. For you, anything!"
"Cut that out or you'll be walkin home!"
JJ only smiled as he happily followed a grumbling Dee to the parking lot.
Don't own em. They belong to Sanami Matoh. A/N: This is a very short ficce which once again, I'd like to give thanks to Gayle for inspiring meto write this one. ^-^