Allergies
a FAKE story
by XStar MysticX
"HaChoo! EhShuuh! Iishoo! Heh....eh...hah....Hngnnk! ah. *sniffles*"
A young man reached over his paperwork to yank out several tissues to blow his already redened nose for the upteenth time. Groaning out of self-pity, the lilac haired man was at least somewhat releived when his fellow collegues had at least stopped with their useless "bless yous" and stares showing mixtures of concern and disgust. Rubbing a thumb and forefinger against the bridge of his nose, he once again tried to unsuccessfuly clear his sinuses from the constant building pressure. The process actually worked this time , however not without its drawbacks.
"HehChoo! Shiish! AhChiish! Iyishh! Hmmpsh! Epshh! Shhmph!" by now the poor lad was trying to muffle the sneezes into his tissues. "Mmpsh! Empshh! Hiissh! Uhshhmphh!" His sinuses now clear for the time being, his nose now running like a fountain, he laid his forehead against his desk scattering used tissues in the process while he muttered frustratedly to himself.
"Dab allerdgies *sniffles*. I jus had do forged by bedicadion dis mordig. Dabbit!"
"Dude, maybe you should just go home? I mean you can't really expect to get anything done with all that sneezing."
His head still remaining on the table, the young man turned his head slowly to the voice of his partner; red puffy eyes glaring rather pitfully at him. Opening his mouth to speak, a sudden tickle at the back of his nose caught him off guard.
"EhShoo!" sniffling and now wiping his nose with his sleeve, he continued," I bost cerdadily do Drake. Allerdgies or dot, dere's worg here do be done." he sniffled.
The older man couldn't help but admire his partner's work ethic. He certaintly wouldn't have bothered staying at work if he were in that condition. Placing a hand on the younger one's shoulder, he tried to offer what seemed like sympathy to the other.
"That may be so JJ, but please try and take good ca-" he was suddenly cut off by another of his partners sneezing fits.
"UhChoo! HahChoo! EhChissh! Chiish! Ishoo! HuhChoo! Heh...hah....ah...HahENngnk! Mmngnk!" he stifled the last two with little effect.
Drake who had kept his hand steady on JJ's shoulder, squeezed him comfortingly before letting go with a pat on the back. A small smile on his face.
"Take care man. I know it's not easy for ya." and he walked off.
"Hmph." JJ slowly lifted his head all the way as he grabbed at a somewhat used tissue, "Whad does he dow? He doesn'd eben ha...hah...HahChmmph! Uhg. Doesnd eben hab alledigies." he sniffled into his tissue.
Glancing blearily to his Kleenex box he realized he was running dangerously low.
"Dabbit. I deed bore dissues."
*Later At Home....*
After deciding upon the latter and also not being able to stand the sneezing, JJ ended up taking his partner's advice and headed home.
Once home, the young man immeaditely headed to his medicine cabinet where he searched for his allergy meds; but to no avail.
"Oh no." he groaned as he scanned the cabinet feverishly, " No. no. no!"
Dashing to his bedroom, he searched his drawers and underneath the bed only to cry out in conjested frustration and fall against the bed.
"Is dis sobe kind ob nigdbare?" he asked himself aloud.
A familar tickle rippled against his sinuses in reply.
"Heh....eh....heh...*sniffs* heheh..HehShissh! AhChissh! Heckshii! Eshhi! Eh..Ehgiish! HaChoo! ooh.."
Reaching over to his nightstand, JJ weakly pulled opened the drawer and removed a small cubic box of Puffs tissues. Looking at it momentairly, he ripped opened the top and yanked out several tissues before sitting up and blowing his nose.
"Where the hell is my medicine?" he said once his nose was clear for the moment. "I couldn't have ran out! Last I checked I still had close to a full bottle! It's just gotta be around som...somewhere...oh no..n-not ..... a....aga...ah..AhSHOO! HehShoo! Nngnxt! ha....Epshoo! Huh.....*sniffles* agaid. HuhCHOO!" the last sneeze caused to poor man to collapse against his bed and curl into a ball. Tears welling up in his eyes.
"I'b gunna die I jusd dow id! Young addr-" he stopped to blow his nose before he continued," attractive man laid dead across his bed after what appears to be from sneezing to death." he sighed. "Oh I wonder how my poor sempai would take it? I'm sure he'd be crushed."
That thought brought on a sudden flashback which made him cringe
"Or maybe not..."
~Several hours ago~
While returning from a restroom break , JJ had glumly been heading back to his desk when he had bumped into Dee, his not so secret love. The taller man grunted in displeasure as he stared at the suddenly flustered and blushing JJ.
"Oh! Sorry Dee-sempai! I didn't see you there!" JJ said sniffling slightly.
"Yeah well just watch where you-" Dee stopped short as he took a good look at JJ. A questionable concern to the younger one grew in him as he noted the man sniffling and rubbing at his red and watery eyes. Was the man crying?
"Hey JJ, are you alright? Did something happen?" the man's sudden concern scared him more than it excited JJ.
JJ couldn't help but smile at his love's sudden attention. The other however, only raised a ebony eyebrow as his jade orbs switched between concern and worried fear.
"Oh Dee," JJ said as he wiped at his eye sniffling once more, "It's nothing. Nothing at all." he smiled blue orbs sparkling amongst the tearing.
Dee ran a hand through his short ebony locks a little nervous now at the look the younger was giving him. "Uh you sure?"
"Yeah I'm sure. But," he suddenly wrapped his arms around him as he laid his head against his chest, "thanks *sniffs* for asking."
Dee could feel his right eye twitch as JJ snuggled closer to him. The guy just couldn't have one normal converstaion with him without being groped or touched in someway.
Meanwhile JJ was welcoming the warmth of his sempai's chest and the ever elevating race of his heartbeat. The faint smell of cigarettes wafted about his senses and he breathed in deeply; forgetting his current miserable state that his nose would too soonly remind him of.
JJ felt his breath catch as he tried his hardest not to let the rising tickle escalate from deep within his sinuses. He even held Dee tighter as he tried to ward off the impending itch.
"No I can't sneeze now! Not at a moment like this! No no no! Go away tickle! Please!" JJ's head screamed. But it was no use, he was loosing.
Dee became aggravated as he started to try to pry the sharp shooter off him. "JJ! Leggo of m-" he stopped when he suddenly heard the man inhale sharply and grip him tighter. Looking down at the lilac haired man, Dee was about to say his name again when-
"EhShhmph!" JJ sneezed on him.
Everything seemed to move in slow motion after that. Blue orbs slowly looked up into wide jade ones. He sniffled and loosened his embrace as he slowly stepped away from him;apologizing best he could.
"Oh my god! I-I'm so sorry Dee!" then everything seemed to speed up after that. "Dee I didn't mean to I swear! I tried to hold it back but then uhm.. you...uh.. it's my allergies and..and..Dee?" he waved a hand over his face.
Dee's right eye was visbly twicthing now as he slowly looked down at JJ; his face tensing.
".....Get...the.....hell....away....from.....me..." was all he was able to say.
JJ didn't have to be told twice before he dashed in the direction of his desk leaving Dee fuming. Only minuets later did he hear an explosive, "GODDAMMIT!!!" and JJ thought it best to for once , to avoid his sempai, for the rest of the day.
~Present Time~
JJ blushed suddenly as he sniffled to himself.
"Geez. I sure made a *sniff* a mess of that." he blew his nose loudly as he slowly sat up and threw it in the quickly filling trash bin.
"Hmph." I bet Ryo is just laughing his head off! Bastard. EhChoo!" he sneezed freely. "Well I may be out of comminsion for now but, mark my words Ryo McLain, you have not yet won the war! Only the ba..ha..HASHIISH! uhg. baddle." he slowly rose with his box of Puffs and headed to the kicthen.
"Baybe sobe *sniffle* soub will helb." he said stuffily as he filed through the pantry. "Cad bossibly do ady..." he quickly held a tissue to his nose as the all too familar tickle came once more. "HehEspshh! Empshh! Mmpssh! Shmmph! *sniffles loudly* ooh by head." he groaned as he continued searching for some form of nourishment in a can.
At the precint, a young man quickly covered his mouth as a sudden urge to sneeze came over him.
"Ha..HACHOO!"
"Bless you." his dark haired partner said from his paper he'd currently been scanning over.
The chestnut haired man sniffled quietly before returning his attention to his partner. "Thank you."
"Hey, I hope your not catching that shit that JJ had." the man said warily.
"Oh Dee, I don't think it's possible to catch someone else's allgery. It was just a simple sneeze is all." his opal orbs fell upon the vanishing spot that was once upon his partner's shirt.
Dee's eyes followed his and he grumbled when he mentally relayed the cause of it. The other chuckled to himself.
"I see nothing amusing about getting sneezed on Ryo."
"Im sorry Dee, but it was kinda funny." he smiled at him before going into a frown; feeling another tickle His partner frowned as he watched him turn away from him.
"HehChoo! UhChoo!"
"Ryo..." he raised an accusing eyebrow at him.
"Oh quit worrying! Somebody's proboaly just talking about me or something. EhShoo! Excuse me." he reached into his pocket to pull out a fresh handerchief and blew his nose.
"Right. And I'm sure I can guess who too." he muttered the last bit to himself.
"Hm?" Ryo quirked a brow as he neatly folded the cloth and put it back in his pocket.
"Aw nothin, "he waved a hand as if to dismiss the whole conversation. "Don't worry about it."
Ryo gave his partner a questiongly look before sighing and returing back to their current case.
The End
I don't own any of the characters. They all belong to Sanami Matoh.