The Wonders of Television
by philosophical_ranger
Beth sat down in front of the TV with a plate of spaghetti on her knee and picked up the remote control. The past week at work had been long and tiring, but at last it was Friday and she could sit down and veg out in front of the TV. She switched on the TV to find the end of the Nine O' Clock News and stopped to listen to the headlines and the weather. As the news ended she made to change channels when the announcer said:
*That was the Nine O' Clock News. Now on BBC1 we have "Cold Exploration" a documentary on the research being done on the cold virus by the British Disease Research Centre*
Beth's interest was piqued. She put down the remote and sat back in her chair.
**Hello, I'm here at the British Disease Research Centre and I'm going to learn about the effects of the cold virus first hand.**
Beth put down her plate and listened in amazement to the presenter, Vicky, as she explained that she had bravely volunteered to get infected with the cold virus to demonstrate its effects and help the cold research.
Beth couldn't believe her luck. Although she had never told anyone, she had always found sneezing - especially sneezing from colds - very erotic. She leapt out of her chair, grabbed a blank video out of the cupboard , shoved it into the VCR and pressed record just in time for the documentary to start properly.
The documentary first showed Vicky getting infected. She lay down on a surgical bed and the virus was injected up her nose. She was then put in an isolation room, and explained to the camera (Big-Brother diary Room style) that the documentary would then follow her updates on how her cold was progressing. She would remain in the isolation room with a video camera which she could turn on and off whenever she wanted and the only people to enter would be doctors in facemasks and gloves who would come to take samples etc
By this point Beth had forgotten all about her food and was watching the screen intently, her crotch already damp with anticipation.
**Hi, its been 20 hours since I was infected with the cold virus. I don't feel much different yet, I'm just a bit tired and my throat feels kind of hot. I`ll update as soon as more symptoms appear**
"Hurry up and get to the sneezing!" Thought Beth. She was turned on by the idea of potential sneezing and she was fast getting to the point of needing to masturbate.
**Its now been 36 hours since infection** Vicky's voice croaked
**I woke up with a really sore throat and a streaming nose, as I'm sure you can see.** It was true, the close camera angle allowed Beth to see Vicky's red chapped nose from which you could see it was running a little. She wiped at it with a tissue and then blew her nose very wetly. Beth squirmed in her seat and slipped her hand beneath her trousers. Vicky went on to explain that she had to put every tissue she used into a large bin-like container so that the researchers could record the amount of mucus produced. There was then a close up of the container full of damp mucusy tissues. Vicky sniffled and turned the camera back to her face just in time for the viewers to witness her expel three wet explosive sneezes.
Hiiiiiiiiicccchhhhheeeww, hhhiiitttiiccchheewww, hhhhhuh- iiiiiccchhhheewww
The sneezes had taken her by surprise and she had used the short time she had beforehand to turn the camera to see her sneezes. As a result she hadn't had time to grab any tissues and so she sneezed freely, the mucus clearly spraying everywhere. Beth moaned, and massaged her clit. This was amazing! The programme seemed designed perfectly for her.
Huh-huh-huh-huh-hiiiiiiiiicccchhhhheeeww, hhhiiitttiiccchheewww, hhhhhuh-iiiiiccchhhheewww, hhhhiiitttccchhheewww, iiittttcchhheeew, iiittccchhheewww, iitttccchhheewww, `ccchhheeww,
Sneezed Vicky violently and wetly, completely destroying the bundle of tissues in her hand. She sniffed very wetly and inefficiently and then began talking into the camera, her voice croaky from a sore throat and muffled with congestion.
**Its now been 3 days since I was infected. I've been suffering sneezing fit after sneezing fit without much reprise**
At that she burst into another fit as if to demonstrate and then blew her nose on a soggy tissue.
Hiiiiiiiiicccchhhhheeeww, hhhiiitttiiccchheewww, hhhhhuh- iiiiiccchhhheewww
**My nose is so congested that I can hardly breathe and all my time between sneezes is spent blowing my streaming nose**
As she spoke a small amount of mucus dripped from her nose and she sniffed again. Beth was in glorious agony. Her whole crotch was dripping wet and she was immensely close to orgasming. Fortunately for her the act of sniffing had aggravated Vicky's nose and she once again burst into a tissueless and prolonged sneezing fit:
Huh-huh-huh-hiiiiiiiiicccchhhhheeeww, hhhiiitttiiccchheewww, hhhhhuh- iiiiiccchhhheewww, hiiiiiiiiicccchhhhheeeww, hhhiiitttiiccchheewww, hhhhhuh-iiiiiccchhhheewww, iiitttcchhheeww, iiittttcchhheww, iiiiccchhhheewww, iiitttccchhheeww, ii'ccchheeww, ii'cccccchheeewwww...... Huh-huh-huh-hiiiiiiiiicccchhhhheeeww.
Mucus sprayed everywhere, all over Vicky's hand and the camera and with the last sneeze Beth was brought to a screaming orgasm.
She was so exhausted afterwards that she didn't even register the rest of the documentary. She breathed heavily and her body was trembling for at least 10 minutes. She finally regained her senses just as the show was ending:
*If you would like to help aid the cold researchers seen in this programme then you can volunteer to catch a cold by ringing the following number*
Beth slowly pulled herself up into a sitting position and an idea popped into her head. After all, she was due some time off at work. And what could be better than a holiday at a cold research centre? Beth smiled and picked up the phone...
This is just a sort, original characters, story based on an idea I got from reading an article in "National Geographic" about Cold Research Centres. I hope you like. Please leave me feedback and I may continue the story